chetterbear
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chetterbear

Agreed. Jalen can be a bit of a gasbag at times, but he’s far from thoughtless and uninformed. The others though . . . yeesh.

Agree on all points, but (ducks) I like Jalen Rose.

Yes, I have! And honestly, I didn’t believe the smegma stain with, “dwaynespeaksjive WUZ HEAR” written next to it was yours, but now that I see you are a real, live human it all makes sense!!!

White Men Can’t Jump Can Work Together To Sort Of Dunk The Ball

Nah.

He’s not bald from chemo

Nice Underhanded Bern

Wrong. Go check the record for the most shot attempts in a single game.

Not to be that guy, but Kobe is a breed, 1, 2, 3, and 5 are specific cuts of beef and 4 is just Smush.

When asked why he was playing water polo, Cam replied, “I like to dab in a lot of different sports.”

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

John Kasich might be a fan of Linkin Park, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Also, the reporter after the answer:

Loser has to settle for the Morgan Stanley internship this summer.

Exactly. Perfect answer for a stupid-ass question.

It’s not merely white. It’s white + punchable face + cheap shots + enough skill to matter + elitism + private school + privileged upbringing + a couple of lucky “how’d that go in?” shots in crunch time + Duke.

Former PGA TOUR exec here: The PGA TOUR does NOT love Augusta, in fact just the opposite. The Master’s is not a TOUR event and all it does is diminish the value of actual PGA TOUR events just like the MLB would hate it if the World Series was run by someone other than MLB. It may bring interest to golf, but it takes

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them