Do you have to stand if you’re shitting?

I didn’t even read this, but the answer is NHLPA ‘93.

You are a foremost troll.

University of

This really is the nut stomp for the rest of us.

Reno is one of those places that doesn’t wow you with it’s charms right away. Many tourists seem to judge the entire area by what they see from the freeway or from the small collection of dwindling casinos downtown. Notice how hard the author tries to paint a dismal picture to sell his story? No mention of Whitney…

It seems to me that Reno used to be at least OK until Indian gaming became legal in California. After that, it was harder to justify the drive to Reno or Tahoe to gamble.

Cause he’s currently neck deep in Adam Sandler’s asshole

When I started my company for a while I was the IT guy. Our policies were pretty much “be a professional adult” and didn’t have many issues, but it was illuminating. We did have one VP fill up our brand new server with his pirated music, which we had to get rid of. Checking the web histories was alway interesting. …

Can’t

The whistles go woooo!!

...oh, you were serious?

Which one has the best Wi-Fi coverage?

Thats a clown question, bro

You gotta be having the worst summer of your life to eagerly anticipate the Hall of Fame game.

It’s almost like the 1985 Chevette was created in a vacuum.

AND HE GOES FOR THE THROAT!

“Bravado and bluster might’ve been his right-hand men outside of the cage, but inside, his fists produced bloody poetry.” - I like this piece of writing.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

@bluebears: The Longest Yard (original) and Knute Rockne, All American come to mind.