I’d like someone to essplain to me how the insight displayed the young player (#19) to instinctively go prevent her (presumed) dad from entering the donnybrook is somehow lost by the time she reaches adulthood as seemingly every other adult female launches into the fracas.

Jorts vs Wife Beaters...who ya got ?

Sheeattt.....ICE can’t even separate these parents from the Colonel’s crispy chicken

sounds like a repurposed beginning to Kraftwerk’s Spacelab

Its very fun to watch people absolutely lose their shit when unreasonable expectations are inadvertently achieved.

The lost to both of them !?!?!

im guessing Gilooli never got that Japan stamp in his passport.

How bout .... all kickoffs have to be onsides, but the ball used is dipped in heavy, viscous oil or Irish butter.

So calling a timeout before the kickoff (after a commercial break) to ice the kicker would be one more way for Andy Reid to fuck up.

This month at Gorky’s, all flannel plaid pull overs are up to 40% off and ladies tops are buy 2 get 1 free. At Gorky’s, fashionable doesn’t have to cost you a fortune.

Blanda’s face literally looks like the Autumn Wind.

re-read the list of military terms as porn terms.

old guys, I am squarely in Camp Jagr, but wanna give a shout out to Charlie Hough.

advanced model. simulates very well. you alllllmost dont know its a robot.

“..and Karl Marx claims he was offsides” will never not be funny to me.

wish they sold a cap with the actual storm logo and not just the eyes.

ok smart guy, now try Sheldon.

holy cow, other MiLB cap people.

the real tragedy here...dude, if you’re gonna bring a mitt, at least know how to use it. that beer didnt have to die. get a fishing net. something !