holy cow, other MiLB cap people.

the real tragedy here...dude, if you’re gonna bring a mitt, at least know how to use it. that beer didnt have to die. get a fishing net. something !

you would think....

damnit - they dusting in my office again.

active denial system FTW.

Been on a few Dank Super Dates. They all ended badly.

this.

couldnt you cover up said nut by tossing a throw pillow (or is that throwing a toss pillow).

apropos of nothing, Paris Themman, Mike TeeVee from Willy Wonka was on Jeopardy 2 nights ago. the interview segment did not touch on his childhood “stardom”. pity.

leave your sexual escapades at home.

crazy sexy

Nadir is the new zenith. (and vice versa)

Your family’s fucked.

Moe didnt party in the back.

“Find Gronk on the wheel route. trust me”

walks like a...talks like a....

My 85 yr old dad drinks the shit out of NA beers. then again he guzzled Lucky Lager until they stopped making it (we tease him that he drank all of it) so the difference is relative....but, serious question...can you crack open a bottle of O’Douls/St. Pauli’s Girl and drink and drive ?

Dude ! Its Kevin Kelly yo !

Remember Selena...remember when her fan club president who loved her so much had to kill her....its kinda like that.

Serious question...but before I ask, I must add I’ve never curled (dont even know if thats a word), can count the times I’ve been in falling snow on one hand, never been in temps colder than say 28 degrees for more than an hour in my life...so basically i lived in warm weather areas...nowhere near where curlers…