Its nice he helped her out, but lets cut to the chase.....Would you do it with a supermodel...in a port-a-potty ?

Yes, but how many of us can say they gave the best years of their life working in front of sweaty gobs of grease dripping flesh lumps while appreciating supple, soft buns.

I heard he plays You’re the Best when he bones chicks.

pluh-uhs wuhn phonetics

will never not be funny.

sounds like he was emptying it out, therefore, he theoretically could survive long enough until it was empty, but then waiting it out until someone came by. And if he builds these things for a living, he should know you always include a ladder of sorts.

“Irving dragged me to a nasty ass club in N’awlins and I contracted heptathletes” - emmitt smith

Dodge Grand Caravan ?

Lexus owners can afford to ditch their old models in favor of newer models (i.e. >2 years old).

The cryptkeeper was haunting Oakland years before he officially expired.

I envision Marijuanavich’s dad, dressed as Palpatine muttering....”good....GOOOD !!!!”

i was going to go with something slightly more subtle, along the lines of I didnt know camels pranced, but you went straight for the hoochy prize.

Aerosoled Guinness magic healing spray.

There was no stoppage of play in 7 minutes of continuous action ?

honestly, no one will consciously sit through the 10 min break between quarters. they’ll get up and do their thang (take a dump, get more cheese dip, often simultaneously but I digress). how about a split screen after a TD or at quarter breaks. Everyone’s TVs are massive enough nowadays anyway. you keep live streaming…

What happened, happened.

They don’t have Olive garden in England ?