first we’re going to take the top off the defense.

10 bucks says the crackhead never came out of the porta potty.

Yes, but you see what you get when you mess with the Orphans ? YOU SEE ?

Trump would rage tweet the farm bureau if a robin flew into the oval office so that aint saying much.

nice breakdown.

also, this qualifies as thug life in Torrey Pines.

Less depressing town: All the Right Moves’ Ampipe or the one Rambo terrorizes.

A clusterfuck of Republicans.

never saw it coming

dont let the door hit you on the way out.

My father used to have a membership at BJ’s.

Its called being Schottenheimer’d:

or like US President (1841-1845) John Tyler’s (b. 1790) grandsons still alive today. I still cant wrap my brain around that one.

counterpoint, they left behind unlimited access to free smack and rusty prostitutes at participating Flying J Pilot Travel Centers across the US AND Canada !

getting stoned with your cats and banging co-eds.

Well, one can dream.

I realize the NFL is image conscious and all that, but I suggest the NFL consider (for a small fee) offering the live, unedited, free flowing on-field audio in lieu of play by play.

I wished he had force choked his balls.

“I want you all to play with passion and determination. Greg Jennings played with a focus unlike anyone else. I saw him score a TD with a broken leg....and that’s the sort of commitment I demand from each and every one of you. Bring out the Jennings within yourself.”