Should have been the Houston Barons.

I have severe migraines. If I don’t get my meds in my body by the time the migraine blossoms, I will be in a dark room, fetal position, vomiting from the intense pain. Its quite traumatic, so much so, that I am never far from my meds. That shit will change your life. And yes, I have wept from the pain. Coming out of…

The average life span of a goat is 15-18 years, although after quarterly man fucking, maybe that comes down a bit....do you have to fuck a new goat or if you’re goat-mate dies, that’s it. I mean, if that’s the case, maybe you could fuck the shit out of that goat until it dies (from happiness) and then you’re in…

So can I, I scored once, while every limp dick seemed to make out a hundred + times.

With today’s announcement comes the hiring of eight new people.

you try luggin round deez nutz all day

blah blah blah in the crease joke.

Ding Dongs some Ho-Hos

Great Caesers Ghost...Richard Nixon called, he wants his sweaty existence back.

Lil Debbie is a bimbo ?

Release the Hounds.

Hey I love how Hope is the red splotch in the center surrounded by paleness.

What’s with that half-formed thought bubble to the right of his head ?

Born Low....but with great expectations.

There’s an Iowa kind, a special chip-on-the-shoulder attitude that they’ve never been without.

renege...so they neged, again ?

Playing small ball ?

The chow that lived next door to my 1st house used to face rape the weaker mutt. The mutt would scream...a lot. we moved.

Not L.A. Chargers....something light and airy like...