no doubt. we got 33 million in California. By volume, we have got to have the most d-bags. there’s no debate. but this guy, this southerner brought his kids to work one day, like on a normal work day, and in the back corner of the office, he set up a t.v., VCR and threw down a couple of Disney VHS tapes. and had that…

And to think I thought I would never read an article on deadspin that contained the words “slimy, sweaty, wilted and mealy” that wasn’t about Drew Magary.

that is the second best Surf and Turf story I have ever heard. Fortunately, the first goes to me.

ANARCHY BURGER ! HOLD THE GOVERNMENT !

There’s a pretty awesome moment to admire when you spray that Riad shit (or Raid) at a wasp, bumblebee, flying demon and it tries to shake that shit off and double its effort to fuck you - they rarely go down on one short burst. You can sense the fury in it.

you do realize it doesn’t take that long...we are just avoiding doing all sorts of other tasks...smart phones/tablets have only made this 10x worse better.

LOL. I cropped it but without the expression, you're right, the eyes/windows to the soul have seen some things...hahaha.

Did someone saaaay Cubs foul balls ?????

Lou Holtz.

Was that a movie on Lifetime or Hallmark ?

Have you ever seen the bumper sticker “JESUS SAVE ME FROM YOUR FOLLOWERS”

He could bake the most delicious pie.

Blast ! That trainer missed the perfect oppurtunity to give the ump the....YEERRR OUTTA HERE yank...you know, give one back ! probably wouldnt have been funny cuz you know, ouchies, but still the irony would be so thick you could slice it.

Here’s a hidden gem of a drinking song for your Friday night. My favorite TCS track.

Only those who feel like they have been wronged by said company.

Reminds me of....

o face ?

so you're assuming this car will collide with a train ? otherwise, its a car wreck waiting to happen.