Sorry to hear that sir. My migraines eat advil. Which is to say, I have to take the prescription medication. If I dont, I am a puking writhing zombie. If I take the medication, I am a zombie.

considering the whole idea of creating lists like this is to spurn discussion that eventually lead to flame wars ending with the "you're and idiot" "no, you're and idiot" internet mexican standoff, I offer this minor squabble:

At a sixth grade party, my friends parents performed a variation on this...32 years later I can remember it vividly. Bear me with on the description of this.

Yea, it should be "The Cardinals beat the Husky ?"

why not force your kid to stay awake, deal with that fifth circle of hell crankiness,

Related...taking a day off/calling in sick just to get some alone time.

curt if evolution is real why don't we have 6 arms?

I read once that the two toughest years are the first year and the first year after the birth of the first child. After 20 yrs and 2 kids, I would agree with that.

cant you see this is a cry for help !

Now I know where this comes from....

now thats a damn shame when Tex destroys them last two uneaten wings.

that dude would need a 5 inning save.

Its oddly reassuring to know that Chevy's EXECUTIVE sales and marketing dude...is basically the same low level, local Chevy sales dude. (who shops at Thornton Mellon's shop)

Achingly wistful...Bronte ?

For once, not posted in jest.

>>What is the ideal birthday?

I can't imagine the depression that settles in when the sun rises on a 100 degree night.

Dont believe everything Shannon Sharpe says.

I had an uncle who once played, Red Star Belgrade.