Mr Welker, this way to Florida.

you really hit the nail on the head for me. 43 here.and i agree with you on all points, I grew up in San Diego, but dont live there anymore.

This riff is too long.

He's no Ted Leitner.

Ginsuman shoulda yelled "This IS your deathbed...and you have TOTAL consciousness !"

you're in the third fucking row. try the nosebleeds, there's plenty of seats and you can see everything. I'm with Orson on this one....Baahaaa the French !

The Reflex...flexflexflex.

Hey Dennis Allen has to unwind after a preseason game. you try living up to the Bugle legend.

Hey its no San Antonio Ruth Chris' but the Old Spaghetti Factory in Hackensack has Miller Lites for $2 on Tuesday afternoons.

careful when you play that Thai team.

THINKING OF RUNNING ONTO TRACK DURING RACE. STOP. WANT TO GO WITH #10. STOP ! WANT A PIECE OF HIM WHILE HE DRIVES A DANGEROUS AUTOMOBILE, PLEASE. STOP.

If you must pick up your girlfriend from work, only enter the factory floor at the end of the shift. That way she won't be AWOL and may be able to claim UI benefits. Also, watch out for her friends. Oh, and dont pick a fight with the gunny sergeant.

Even he wins, Detroit still loses. Don't ask me to explain. It LITERALLY is rocket science.

what key + shift combination takes away the past tense from that statement.

This is not the place for marital issues/confessions.

Hey, AC2, say happy b-day to your not twin brothers for me. oh an happy b-day to you too.

Esquivel knew how to party in any decade

Want to know the truth about California....get out here !

b.s., the kids a prop, that dude puts from the rough