You know, honestly I almost mentioned that Dagon might also appeal to fans of another game as well...

911 is for emergencies. Body recovery is not an emergency. Nobody who is fully buried by an avalanche is going to live unless they are dug out within the next hour. He might have called the county sheriff or the local search and rescue team. But seeing that he was so consumed by grief he killed himself, I’ll refrain…

“Well I’ve just barely survived only to discover the love of my life dead. Obviously the clear thing to do here is follow logistical protocol because I’m a machine that lacks even the faintest notion of how grief works (let alone in the aftermath of a near-death experience).”

You’re correct, but I’m not sure there’s much to be gained by armchair quarterbacking this one. Sounds like she was dead when he found her. He left, described where to find her and killed himself. At that point you’re splitting hairs on a recovery effort. Finding her body a few hours or couple days sooner isn’t going…

Geez, enough of your pretentious moralizing. It’s not like she died in a Walmart. She’s under snow. He’s a professional climber. He searched for her, he knew the stakes and the window for how long she had to survive and be rescued. He probably searched until he could, but, knowing he was hours from help, even if he’d…

So many assholes here (you) certain about 1) what the right thing to do is when you lose your lover in a horrible tragedy and 2) how you would respond (heroically, obviously) in the same circumstance.

Nice work shifting ground. Well, not really I guess since it is rather transparent. First, you mentioned not calling 911. So I pointed out why I can understand him not doing so - he found her dead, seemingly, and even if it hand’t 911 would not be helfpul.

So you shifted ground and noted it was fucked up that he did…

He (more than us) is probably familiar with the area and how far away they’d be from help. He also knew the likelihood of her surviving after X amount of minutes, he was a world class climber and has probably seen his share of shit like this. Probably knew they’d never reach them in time.

“Awarding” money to Vegas? That makes it sound like “hey you win for having the highest death count in a mass shooting this year! Congrats!”

he doesn’t want a partner - he wants an accessory, a bauble, a thing he can look at other people and say, look at this thing that i have and you don’t. 

Because the military became god-heroes thanks to cultural guilt over Vietnam, which excuses everything Blackwater types do by being “near-military”.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Lately it seems that the folks most likely to reference the Constitution have no idea what’s in it.

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

stay classy, bunim murray.

Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that.

Wait a minute that’s not a fun fact at all.

(giggles)