I have the worst fucking lawyers.

He seems to be in perfect shape for the role of a middle aged lawyer with no athletic hobbies or gym membership.

I’m guessing Gus has had Mike tailed the entire time and Mike was rescued by and is currently under the care of Gus’ organization.  That’s how Mike gets back into the Fring’s fold.  

Thanks for the feedback, pal! We’ll see you back here tomorrow!

He’s at home! Washing his tights!

Is this is a sequel to that Troy McClure film?

Counterpoint- you have to watch soccer.

Not to steal your thunder, but there’s a Deadspin reunion going on over at unnamedtemporarysportsblog.com. Tons of articles already, but it will be gone in a few days. Get your fix!

Yeah, I doubt he planned to die in a helicopter crash today.

EAT THE RICH!!!! (Unless you are allergic)

passersby were astonished by the unusual amounts of blood

A little song.....

For me, it never gets better than this:

One of my favourite jokes from ‘Frasier’ is Niles and Daphne arguing over which Civil War is more interesting. (Niles says English, Daphne says American.) Frasier arrives and Niles asks him, “What’s the most interesting civil war?” Frasier’s response is, “Spanish, but I don’t have time to tell you why.”

People have different opinions about art and movies are not objectively bad, news at 11.

Why would you tell on yourself like this?

Do you think Rian Johnson is just passive aggressively e-mailing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Knives Out to JJ Abrams, and then following it up with “Sorry man, I accidentally CC’d you”?

You wrote it better than I could have, but I was afraid of this when I heard they weren’t going to have Rian Johnson back. At least I’ll always have The Last Jedi.