Not everyone wants to be married? He likes variety? There are so many more possibiliteis than “he’s gay.”

I am 40, not married, and not gay. That makes no sense.

You ever go to Golden Boy in North Beach?? Not similar at all to NY pizza but still really good. Probably my favorite pizza spot in the city.

Can I just please have my frisbee back, mister?

Can I still get my frisbee back?

Anonymous note

I thought the same exact thing.

“It’s probably for the best that Cobain killed himself so young.”

(Pretty sure they were joking)

RIP

Haha, read this as “Stop eating out your friend...”

Same here, buddy.

“We can let someone else have a few.”

Not worth the risk of them winning.

Agree completely. I don’t give the slightest shit about cars.

“...the second-worst team in the league...”

Forget “Hallelujah,” when the hell did “My Favorite Things” become a Christmas song??

Kaep replacing an injured Alex Smith? I just don’t see it...

I remember being really, really surprised at how much I really, really liked that movie.

Yes.