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Luxury! We used to have to get out of the lake at three o’clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!

Wait, aren’t your first two sentences directly contradictory??

Hindsight’s fun

Niners fans here and still pissed about the Smith/Rodgers thing. Rodgers would have sucked if he’d played for us, though.

Patriots won the SB after 9/11, but not the Yankees

Nah, fuck the Dodgers. That said, I wish both teams could somehow lose.

You can do that in California, too. I think you might have to fill something out though, too, I’m not sure.

And cheap good booze.

I already like the Cryptkeeper way more than the Tomsula one, which I am getting sort of bored with (didn’t even read this week’s)

This is the correct take.

So now Dan and Roseanne are both dead??!!

I still remember the Wendy’s double cheeseburger with bacon thing saving me from easily the worst hangover I’ve ever had but yeah, gotta go with McDonalds. More locations, cheaper, and I have a soft spot in my heart for their McChicken sandwich.

Guy here. I wear pajamas because they’re super comfortable but usually end up taking them off in the middle of the night when/if I get too hot. I also have one of those nightshirt things like the grandfather in Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory but I’m weird.

THAT’S the best part??!!!

Yes.

You think I’m getting up early to watch the Raiders play the Seahawks?

How did she respond when you asked? Put you in a choke hold?

I felt the sam way

I was about to say that!