Oh, they’d for SURE jack off to it — if they could only understand the language! They’d love the movie version for sure. Hoo hoo.

Ugh, I feel weird about how much I like Jenny Slate. I followed her on Twitter because she’s funny and I figured her tweets would give me a good laugh now and then...but, I just find her very, I don’t know, genuine and good? I feel like if I saw her on the street I would accidentally act like we were old pals.

The rare “pants off yet opting for second over third base” maneuver.

Well...it’s being reported that Trump didn’t know that the US had a huge base in Qatar before siding with the Saudis in their dispute with Qatar, so there’s that. #SoIncompetent

I love me some JSlate, but this seems like the kind of movie that a real 90s kids would see the trailer and roll their eyes and be like “whatever, man.” And then skateboard away.

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

Defense Attorney: So you were the bank teller when the defendant came in the bank with a mask and gun and handed you a note demanding $1million, is that correct?

New to the presidency yes, new to intimidation tactics, not at all.

Oh, I totally agree. But the fact that when Comey didn’t drop it, Trump fired him, is prima facie obstruction of justice and proves that the previous conversation wasn’t simply “friendly chat”, as the Republicans are trying to characterize it.

To hear him tell it, Cheetolini is the best at everything.

Fuck the GOP. Fuck them, and I say this as someone who studies/works in politics.

I remember, quite vividly, back in 2007-2008 when the main rallying cry supporting McCain for President was that Obama was “too inexperienced” to handle the complexities of the job, and that in a time of economic and wartime crisis, we…

And once again, the party of personal responsibility would just like to remind everybody that it’s somebody else’s fault that they couldn’t do their jobs to a laughably basic level of competence.

Yeah. He’s new to the Presidency, but not corruption and influence and graft and general scumbaggery.

I do keep wondering- what, exactly, does Michael Flynn know, or have on Trump, that keeps Trump wanting to save his mean-looking ass? We all know Trump doesn’t have any real friends, and he’d throw anybody outside of his kids to the wolves in a New York minute. So what’s the reason Trump is determined to save him?

I just noticed today that Comey has very large hands—-I feel like that’s probably the root of what this is all about.

Also, yes, to paraphrase Comey, if this was just cluelessness and not a deliberate abuse of power why the fuck would trump send everyone out of the room before asking him for loyalty or whatever the fuck? Jesus Christ I know the dude is incompetent and tapes his clothes together and throws a hissy fit every 48 hours…

I have a “friend” on facebook today echoing the fact that Trump can’t know everything about the job and he people should cut him some slack.

Eh, asking everyone but Comey to leave the room makes me think he knew exactly what he was doing. The incompetency thing does have merit, but Trump asking for everyone to leave isn’t simply a rookie mistake.

Exactly. Subtext matters.

Clearly, in Trump’s mind (mistakenly) President = Mob Don, and he can command blind loyalty. AKA...