I feel like this entire subthread could be summarized by “No, there’s no such thing as a connection between height/build/feet size/etc... and dick size.”

I don’t know if I would bestow everlasting hotness on JC but... 8/10 would climb that tree.

God I hope this is an actual screenshot

This is all a plot by the Republicans to make it appear that Trump isn’t the most senile person in Washington DC.

Why not? McCain already thinks he’s the pres.

This is probably going through Feinstein’s head right now: Seersucker? More like See this, sucker! You goin’ down!

I’m watching this (eh, you know what I mean), heard him say he took notes because he figured trump would lie.

Vicente is appranrly the delegated “gives no fucks” guy, a job I’d like to have someday. And he does it with joy and gusto! Bless him!

He had no chill. He went all in.

“That would be like marrying a model who won’t even sleep in the same city as you.” OOOOUUUUUUCH.

President of the Electoral College of the United States.

“Just eat a fuckin taco!”

That video is my everything right now. So many burns! It’s tough to choose the best one. I’m going to watch it every day.

Just a heads up, it’s Vicente and not Vincente.

My brother and him share the same name! :D Also, that video is fucking awesome. I died when he pulled out the ladder.

Goddamn, Vicente Fox those were some sick burns!

Vincente Fox Quesada wins the internet today.

Unrelated to anything, from the BEARS desk:

our five-foot-long friends of the sea.

I frigging love Eck. Watching his games is so much funnier than Remy games.

We all miss Don Orsillo.

“well, at least he didn’t fatally stab anyone”, said O’Brien, trying to put it in terms Remy could relate to.