Rage, rage against the calling of the last.

Charge of The Lite Beer Brigade

I’m fairly certain had I had the same amount I would have imagined myself saying that as I lay face down on the sidewalk unable to walk.

Fun fact, in the Malleus Maleficarum (The medieval witch hunting manual) there were 6 pages specifically outlining how witches made mens dicks disappear. (Almost certainly a metaphor for impotence.)

He turned me into a newt. Drown him! Burn him!

If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

Oh, Rick Perry. The man who got a D in college for a class called “Meats”.

He’s also 200 years old.

He doesn’t offer any advantages over Gillibrand, and is a softer target for attacks from the left in the primary.

Okay, but only if JLD promises to always be in character as Elaine. Including the dancing.

Speaking as an American, that’s the attitude that gets you a Donald Trump (or a Theresa May) and their cabal of greedy fuckwits running countries into the ground. Believe me, there’s fucked, and then there’s well and truly fucked, and they are sooooo not the same. Please, beg everyone you know not to vote for the…

Phillip: So. you’re the fella wants to smack 18 holes through a nature reserve.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

You do realize that many of the transgender detainees in question are people who presented themselves at U.S. Port of Entry and requested asylum? They have not broken any laws and are detained while an immigration judge rules on their decision.

In other news, 10 waitlisted teens suddenly have their prayers answered.

Katie Holmes is going to Harvard.

Tourists and Suffolk students. Seriously, after every evening class I have everyone wants to go to the Beantown Pub. If I’m gonna go have a mediocre beer at a divey bar in that area, I’d rather go to 21st Amendment.

That would be a great birthday card.

Yes. I wished a friend a “Balky Birthday” last weekend on Facebook.