I believe Messrs. Hall and Oates said something to that effect...

Off to watch Dirty​ Rotten Scoundrels now, tweetheart!

And she had the fucking NERVE to tweet today - Equal Pay Day - that we should work together to close the wage gap.

Jamie Foxx was a grope-y dick who barely took “no” for an answer when approaching my girlfriend at a club in the early 2000s, and I coincidentally heard something similar from a coworker a few years later. My coworker had similar stories about him from other girls, too.

As much as I loved ‘Hands to Myself’, Selena ain’t in the same league as Beyonce. BlindGossip had a story recently on how Selena’s PR team bought her a shit-ton of Instagram ‘followers’ to make her seem more popular*

I still call Schroedinger’s relationship. Only Katie knows if he’s in the box.

The story of how he met his wife is one of the sweetest, most romantic, and wonderful tales I ever heard.

The entire country of Holland is blocked on his Twitter unfortunately:

I have the same reaction when I see Judi Dench, and for some reason I always expect Angela Merkel to burst into song.

Since I saw Tracy Ullman’s impression of Camilla, when I see her, all I see is Tracy.

And her creepy weird upside down eyes

My biggest issue with this show is Landon’s voice. I’m serious. It’s like nails on a chalkboard. To the point that I actually had to pause last night because it was hurting my ears so much.

I would bring T-Rav with me everywhere so I would always appear comparitively sober and charming

My MIL knew the woman who facilitated the adoptions of Mia Farrow and Andre Previn’s children in England and when the agency did the home visit follow-up, they were told the children lived in the guest house at the end of the garden with the nanny and Mia came to visit them for an hour a day.

I’m not a fan of cheating, but I think being born into royalty and the way they deal with marriage is such a bizarre and controlled thing that is honestly hard for me to be anything but happy for him and Camilla. They, and especially him, just seem so happy together. I know that he is insanely privileged, but I do…

What you don’t understand is that us women and our identity politics are repelling the white low income guys. We just need to suck it up for the sake of “the economy” and once those white low income guys have gotten all the jobs and we are back in the kitchen THEN we may be able to start talking gender equality again…

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

I would love the chance to feud with Susan Sarandon, to throw a drink in her face and tell her to sit her privileged ass down and stop telling me that it’s great that I’m now so “energized.” Our feud would most definitely start with me saying, “Fuck you, Susan Sarandon,” and it would just all go downhill from there.

That’s really endearing. My mom enjoys John Oliver. Do you think it’s the easy distraction of the comedy that helps with the sun downing? My mom doesn’t sundown too badly (she’s at the point in her dementia where she sleeps all day and all night now), but I’d rather watch comedy than the crappy reality tv we watch now.