Everybody wants to be Madeline Albright with the brooch game.

Have you seen the documentary “Born Rich?” I forget which heir says the most working class thing ever, where he realized that he NEEDED to be working 40 hours a week somewhere for his mental health. Plus, he fucked around in college, and his parents put a dead fucking stop to that by saying “okay champ, you get to go…

Celine would rip him apart and you know it. She looks like someone who would fight dirty and I love her for it.

lest we forget, Jared earned most of his jobs because his father was indicted for various things and sent to prison. It’s like saying that somebody hit the triple, got injured, and Jared was just put in as a pinch-runner

“I think one of the really interesting things that people are going to see today — and I think it’s something that should be celebrated — is that the president has brought a lot of people into this administration, and this White House in particular, who have been very blessed and very successful,”

I thought they were wicked bussed in from Massachusetts. And yes, I misspoke...3M+ all-sorts. Mostly dead illegal Mexican and Canadian voters, plus Elvis and probably some unregistered geighs.

Only if she hyphenates, the divorces him, keeps the name, repeats the process with Jim Carrey, Frank Gehry, Dave Barry, Vanna White and Townsend Coleman to become Katy Perry-Perry-Carrey-Barry-White-Gehry-Coleman.

And honeymoon in gay Paris!

I feel like Neil Young could do some real damage.... Actually he’d probably pull out his gun and shoot Trudeau instead. He’s pretty pro-gun isn’t he? Or am I making that up?

As an Asian American woman, I’m glad I’m being represented in politics.

they need the bible to tell them that murder is wrong

I, a woman, am limited in full participation in the workforce because of men like these. They can do whatever they want in their marriages, but why do I have to lose out on opportunities because they and their wives view me as a threat to their marriage solely based on my gender.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

There were MANY reasons I loathe that movie (and don’t get the appeal) but you’re correct in that Rickman and Thompson were gems. See also Robin Hood for movies he’s saved.  

That is the reason I hate ‘Love, Actually’. They made Rickman (whom I loved) cheat on mother fucking, Emma Thompson. And made her cry. Nope. Nope. Nope. Not cool.

She’s got brains, talent and she’s foxy as fuck. I love her.

I love Emma Thompson so, so much.

Corey Gamble seems like a good dude. I’ve watched far too much KUWTK (their monotone voices are soothing to my mom who has early onset Alzheimer’s) and he stepped up for Kourtney’s kids when Scott Disick was off being, you know, Scott Disick. I hope he sticks around for those kids, they’ve had a lot of upheaval…