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He was smoking hot in the 80's, as anyone who has seen Real Genius or Top Secret will agree.

I take melatonin when I’m on a bad sleep stretch and I ALWAYS have very vivid celebrity dreams. Last week I dreamt that Ron Swanson was building me a table. The dream was very detailed, we talked back and forth about specifications and went to the lumber store. I woke up tired, that dream was hard work.

Top Secret is severely underappreciated

Everyone hates on Val Kilmer, but my kids and I loved him in Top Secret and Real Genius, and *sacrilege!* he’s our favorite Batman.

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

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Once I finally listened to the words in the Pina Colada Song I was like “wtf?” it’s about two people cheating on each other and essentially catfishing each other, like, how the fuck did I think that was a nice song at some point???

😂 😂 😂

Exactly, it’s not that they don’t know how to govern, it’s that their current ideology precludes them from governing effectively.

Plus the House was the easy part. The Senate has a much smaller margin which depending on your sources already has a few firm no’s and around 10 no’s as it stands.

They kept chasing votes by going further right, and would lose some of their moderates in the process. It probably never occurred to them to say fuck the freedom caucus and try getting votes by going slightly left.

Hopefully they call out Ryan’s horseshit excuse that they have been the opposition party for the better part of a decade and are learning how to govern. Dude, no. Not controlling the executive branch doesn’t automatically make you the opposition party. It wasn’t Democrats ramming through repeal bills and blocking the

Well to be fair, the Democrats are to blame - they passed a much better bill than the GOP could ever come up with.

“A historic” ffs

That specifically is the point I keep coming back to. Both he and Ryan kept saying “just short” “not quite enough” and I’m like look guys, I know numbers are hard, but you were more than just short. Also, it doesn’t even matter if you were just short by one, you still failed. So good job.

These guys literally live on a different fucking planet than everyone else.

Immediately following Trump’s statement, CBS followed with fact-checking on what he claimed, namely that the Democrats weren’t to blame—members of Trump’s own party were—and that it was anything but a narrow defeat.

Maybe repeatedly shooting themselves in the dick will finally spur the Republicans on gun control.

In an interview today, he said that the idea of artificial intelligence supplanting human jobs is “not even on our radar screen... 50-100 more years away.”

Does this kind of thing sound like sorcery to anyone else, or is it just me?

but how cakes are going to become fabulous??