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chesty-copperpot

Yes. Today was a VERY good day.

How silly of me, used his unmarried name - I of course meant Ben Copperplate née Fogle

WE DID SOMETHING GOOD, FLORIDIANS! Let’s keep this momentum and not dry hump an inflatable pool float on Aisle 3 at Wal Mart and lead a slow speed chase through the store on the electric carts for a change.

The Honorable Alcee Hastings (D-Fla.).

But Bobby you left out the BEST part! When she calls the cop a fuckhead he says “what?” and then Zeljko Ivanek  says to the cop “don’t say what when she calls you a fuckhead!!” I nearly peed my pants laughing.

I like this moment from earlier today.

OH MY GOD! I’ve been saying for ages to Mr Useforaname that I wondered what happened to that show! This is well harsh! (We must have been the two people who watched it) - I enjoyed it, BBC did something similar in 2000 called Castaway; it was well received (and gave us Ben Fogle)

I propose a new rule. If I don’t subscribe to your religion, then the laws you make in the name of said religion don’t apply to me either. Let only those who believe in this crazy shit have to abide by your fucked up laws.

Guaranteed better ratings...

I’m not in Eden to make friends...

According to this guy’s logic, its also “God’s plan” that some women have abortions and that Drs can provide appropriate medical care.

In fact, I think God’s Plan for this dude is a pair of smashed kneecaps, and I’m feeling a calling from the Lord.

I am a person who got pregnant as a result of a rape. And I say this guy can go fuck himself.

Anyone bringing theological debate to a secular legislature should be disqualified. Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, you asshole.

It made me wish my name was Brandy for the first time ever.

I feel exactly the same....I hate watch it cause it’s sooooooo pretty and their hair is soooo shiny

Harlots sounds right up my alley.

cordial conversations is going to be the name of my new podcast all about fancy drinks.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

You are right. Time flies.