Brad Pitt continues his long tradition of morphing into whomever he’s spending the most time with.

Jason Derulo’s face annoys me. I don’t know why. I don’t question the universe’s wisdom.

Not saying I’m better than Ellen, but I can fall over and hurt myself stone cold sober.

We laughed at him a lot. He’d broken it hanging off of a coat rack to demonstrate its strength, which added to the hilarity.

In college, one of my friends broke his ankle while drunk and the ER put him in a cast up to his crotch, to fuck with him, I assume.

Wtf voted for Chlamydia?

Obligatory:

He’s a dumb waiter.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

I loved the show, but I especially love the fact that Aziz’s irl Dad told him the only reason he agreed to be on the show was to spend more time with Aziz.

“Let he who hath never fuckedeth his married cousin after givingeth to her a shitload of Oxy casteth thy first stone.”

To be fair, this guy clearly cares a LOT about family.

Except for pupitre! Never forget the unifying power of pupitre!

Oh you’re “on the hook for childcare,” eh? Yeah it’s called being a parent. You know, what your wife already understands. Grow the fuck up already.

Hmmm...

Dude, that woman has cool glasses, a sassy haircut, and a nice suit jacket. I’ll bet she’s somewhere right now living her best life and not giving a single fuck.

“Just like we showed up on November 9th.”

I think Issa and the women she works with couldn’t get today off. Looks like everyone’s wearing red.

“On the hook for childcare.” Yeah, no hookers, booze or blow for a whole eight hours, think you’ll make it?

There are many strong, intelligent, inspiring women that I’m thinking of today. But if we’re putting the names of pop culture influencers out there, it’s Issa Rae aaaaaaall day! This woman killed it with her creativity and brilliance and talent the past year.