I will search for the most random things when I see stuff on tv shows and think it couldn’t possibly happen that way. For instance, does hydrochloric acid dissolve a human body.

Running away.

God, right? I once got sucked into a total conspiracy theory wiki death spiral that got SO DEEP I didn’t get out until I hit a page linking Disney princesses to the Illuminati. Internet holes are weird.

I listen to a bunch of true crime podcasts and actually one of my favorite theories (because it is interesting AND seems plausible) about the Madeleine McCann case is that the parents caused her death by accident. As you might remember they left the children in the house by themselves while they were out and there…

Honest question - how do you just have chloroform lying around? I have never heard of a “legit” household use for it - and I have never heard of my family, nor any other family, just casually having it. I was always brought up under the impression that it’s one of those things that if you have it in the house, it’s…

“It’s more of a curiosity type of thing. Turkeys are very basic.”

Also, our menses attract bears.

Plus, how the hell are they going to run up and down the sidelines with high heels on?

In his defense, he was eighteen and Cindy Echard had just turned him down for prom.

Poultry in motion.

Its just one big Circle Turk.

Ben Wyatt wouldn’t have fucked this up.

At least he didn’t lie about a blow job. That’s the gold standard of impeachable offenses you know.

I love how Schumer keeps fielding questions of “Is there anything inherently wrong with meeting with the Russian ambassador?”

And he would have pitched more if it weren’t for that corny uniform.

I’m guessing it means that whoever Cleveland faces is the playoffs is going to be so frightened by LeBron’s reputation for blocking lay ups from behind that they are going avoid them completely, even when LeBron is at the other end of the court, or on the bench, because shooting lay-ups exactly what he WANTS them to…

LeBron can certainly recognize the greatness required to toil in mediocracy in Cleveland before heading to the east coast to become legendary.

This is why all players should carry a basilisk fang with them at all times. Just in case.

Belichick returned the compliment with three grunts, a snort, and a sort of low guttural hum

Good thing they’re stepping in, because all this economic insecurity is really getting out of hand.