Oh, honey. Why do you lock yourself up in these chains?

Have you seen Casual on Hulu? She’s great in it.

I have a very serious crush on him and have a lot of not so great feelings about the idea of him playing dads.

It’s from “In The Loop,” the film precursor to “Veep”, starring, among others, James Gandolfini. Great movie.

What’s this? Wilson Phillips news? Is it the 1990's again?

It should be one of the 10 Commandments: Never Vote For A Republican

I have mostly but not entirely Democrats representing me. About half of the Democrats are good and active, the others are stooges along with the Republicans. What I realized a couple of years ago is that the bad Democrats are just as invested in low voter turnout as the GOP. They may complain about Republican…

Oh believe me. I was piiiiiiissed. Like, couldn’t? really? We’re both post-college adults. You can do whatever you want also YOU CHEATED.

When my ex went through a bitter break up he called me and tearfully said that he felt like he was living in The Truman Show and that he was Jim Carey and I was the cute brunette girl he always wanted to be with but couldn’t.

Gabe Delahaye, formerly of one of my favorite sites Videogum, had this to say about the shitty Zach Braff movie, The Last Kiss, co-starred everyone’s favorite Oscar winning creep, Casey Affleck:

When someone does something fucked up and regularly uses the passive voice run, run for your fucking life. lol

I swear to God I thought Ryan and Pence were going to start taking each other’s clothes off at any moment.

“It’s just the way that it goes sometimes, and it’s sad.”

I get so angry watching and listening to him, and Mike Pence and Paul Ryan smugly nodding behind him...I was forced to drink a bottle of wine to calm down after I switched the channel ten minutes into it.

PABLO SANDOVAL: [salivates]

CNN praising last night’s speech

Reminds me of college in the late 90s, when we would mute CNN’s Crossfire and watch it with the Beastie Boys playing instead. I had no idea Tucker Carlson knew all the lyrics to “Paul Revere.” 

A corollary to this would be, don’t watch 24-hour news networks or nightly news shows at all, ever. I stopped watching CNN and MSNBC and even Bloomberg, and I couldn’t be more at peace. I still know what awful things are going on, just by reading a variety of news sources online and in print (as I’ve said before, the…

I haven’t watched him talk since the primaries. His diction is serpentine, his sentences have no purpose, and his voice sucks. Reading a transcript helps underline how little he actually says and how most of that is bunk anyhow. And hey: the news about what he does is dreadful enough. I don’t need to hear his gussy it…

Even though this was a “good” speech, it was still insufferable. Filled with lies and half-truths; low on actual figures and instead focused on general terms like “many, many millions”, etc.