Sad! Someone please show this to tiny hands Trump so that he’s off his leash again.

As a vet myself this is something everyone needs to understand: sometimes American Soldiers die for no good reason. They die in accidents, in blue-on-blue attacks, from improper medical care, in stupid wars, in badly planned missions. It happens. “Soldiers have died” is not a reason to keep fighting in and of itself.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

Amar’e, bathing in wine is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard of and I just sucked a dick this morning.

“She’s putting on makeup? Oh, come on. She’s going to get up there and cry again. What’s the difference?”

I wonder if Tonya Harding is going to hire Jeff Gillooly to take a pipe to Nancy Kerrigan’s knee.

Right. Like Mike Pence climaxes with his wife in the room.

MOTHER!

What makes this even better is that Karen Pence inadvertently joined in.

Former model here. Maida and Ramy are sick fucks. Their thing is to call hundreds of girls they have no intention of ever booking to a casting all at the same time and have them wait from 4-8 hours to be seen. They take their books when they arrive (agency portfolios - cost a bunch of money and are hard to replace) so…

I don’t even treat my cat like that, and he’s an unapologetic asshole. When I leave he gets an explanation, a general ETA and his ‘shows’ put on repeat (animal planet’s big cat diaries). Other than sheer malice, I can’t think of a single reason to leave like that, much less turn off the lights.

Haha, oddly enough I met Obama at Tinker after going through the Moore tornado. He gave me that reassuring eye contact WITH shoulder pat. It was magic. I nearly passed out. Made up for years of having emotionally unavailable parents too.

Revis is a legendary Jet and yet his biggest accomplishment is winning a Super Bowl with the Patriots.

I would pay all my future earnings for them to be the Robin Williams to my Matt Damon.

‘Memba when?

Too easy

I had a friend who called to speak with the sales manager Al when she was buying a car. There were two Als and when they asked for a last name she said the first thing that came to mind which was “Al Sharpton” it’s been like 5 years and we still give her a hard time about it.

It’ll be a server with his tweets and a bookshelf with however many books and some of his VHS playboy videos in a basement in outer Queens.

You just made me realize how much more I trust and respect Frank Reynolds, a fictional character and the personification of hedonism and filth, over Trump.