Nihalani wants to encourage films that are “keeping the Indian traditions ahead,”

Weird hobby. I really enjoy learning about criminals and serial killers, the psychology behind why they do horrible things fascinates me....And I don’t talk about that because it’s weird as fuck. Met a girl and she drunkenly went into a rant about why I shouldn’t be with her, citing numerous things but topped it off…

After all, Betsy DeVos went to some of the best private schools in America.

It really is the appliance embodiment of an apologetic shrug.

Literally nothing he has said since being elected hasn’t confirmed what we knew the whole time, that Donald Trump is a neophyte who has never actually done any hard thinking in his life, and whose only previous hard job was deciding which model he was going to hit on once he named them a winner.

I went to college with him. I can confirm that he is that genuinely sweet and adorable in real life all the time.

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

Both cards totally could have fit on that door!

While I haven’t actually seen any of the l films she was up against, she was SO GOOD in My Cousin Vinny that I do not get why she still gets hated over it.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Marisa Tomei probably feels vindicated right now. This proves that if the wrong name is announced by mistake, they will correct it swiftly and everyone will look embarrassed.

I first blamed movie star Drunkle Warren. Now I feel for some poor underling who fucked up the envelopes.

I thought you meant you farted next to Denzel Washington. Would have been funnier.

The thing that gets me is—if you like well done tortured steak and gold leaf everything, knock yourself out, but quit pretending it’s some peak of taste and elegance. It’s flashy and trashy and just BE flashy and trashy if that’s what you’re going to be.

She’s amazing. MOST of her speech was amazing, but...

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

So even though I’m not gay or a trans, voting for expanded protections for LGBT individuals means I “only care about me and mine” whereas voting for Mr. Free College (don’t ask me how!) makes you a super patriot?

Yeah...he did a little more than talk some shit while drunk. Just a little punch your girlfriend in the face while she’s holding a baby...breaking her teeth in the process. Fuck that guy. http://gawker.com/5584987/my-career-is-over-another-terrifying-mel-gibson-phone-call-is-now-online