The movie version of Jude the Obscure. I checked it out of the library in high school with no previous knowledge of the book because I like Christopher Eccleston and Kate Winslet. The DVD box made it look like a nice period romance.

If you eat Papa John’s in NYC, you deserve whatever vigilante street justice you will certainly face for your crime.

Slightly less scary (and with cuter calves)

Shouty Spice. Gold.

Many people sympathetic to Spicer in and out of the White House believe otherwise.

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

My favorite was in the finale when in the far future, the visibly older, now president, Leslie Knope attends Jerry’s funeral- Gayle is just as stunning as ever, and Leslie makes a face at her.

these photos are so much better and interesting and sexy. like we’ve seen Kate Upton’s tits before. we get it. she has nice tits. and her face looks exactly the fucking same in every shot of the cover.

During times of great upheaval, like The Great Depression and WWII, don’t people prefer light, frivolous entertainment? Just like during the crash of the 1930's, what we need now is musicals, romantic comedies, uplifting music, weed and harcore porn, not this depressing bullshit.

My parents watched it. They said “Wow, it was really good, but it was really hard to watch.”

Whiny little fuckers.

I had to buy my own and deliver it to myself.

AND eat it all by myself.

I worked late, then went home, got naked, drank some cheap whiskey, and then sat down in a corner and rocked myself to sleep.

What, you don’t want to go swimming in 20 lbs of heavy costume jewelry, a jacket stolen from Kim Kardashian’s closet, and what appears to be a Pinterest macrame fail?

I also remember her very classy temper tantrum when her sports boyfriend did not win the Cy Young Award (best pitcher in baseball) last year.

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

I won’t ever forgive her or Verlander for their classless little fits they threw over kneeling NFL athletes when that was a thing. I do not doubt for a minute that Kate acted the way they reporter her to have. Kate’s uncle is a long-time Republican Congressman up here in Michigan, and the family is from the Whirlpool…

Los Angeles County (at 10+ million, the nation’ s most populous by far) is filled with people between 18 and 60 who left the very rust belt cities and states mentioned and never went back.