They look the pair of shoes you buy when you are out of town and realize you have an event that requires dress shoes and Payless or Kmart is the only place open.

Seriously, it’s one thing to wear derbies or even bluchers, but the let-me-get-through-TSA-quickly Eccos look particularly awful with a suit. Glancing across, you can’t see Trudeau’s shoes (which, I’m sure, are Oxfords with proper bar lacing), but his socks are perfect: some flare but still professional.

I mean, he is from Wisconsin.

One stupid comment on a blog post from an anonymous commenter doesn’t invalidate 50 years of stupid Republican policy being blindly supported by stupid Republicans.

Now *this* is Justin’s genuine happy face. Sorry Paul Ryan, Justin will never love you the way he loves Barack!

I thought I was the only one. Thank you for having the courage to speak up about those awful shoes.

I used to want to hate fuck him, but that ended as soon as kissed up to Trump and was buried forever after I saw those shoes. They send a clear message he would be terrible in bed.

Oh, Payless isn’t good enough for you?...

right! I’ll never accept laceless dress shoes..

I’m actually really disturbed by Paul Ryan’s shoes.

As someone staring down surgery as a direct result of pregnancy, fuck these fucking assholes! I love the littlest winesnob, and I don’t think I would ever consider an abortion, but I sure wouldn’t wish pregnancy on anyone, especially someone not totally into having a kid. In fact, I’m now MORE pro choice than I was…

And the pure stupidity in “You could have prevented this and didn’t, now you’re stuck” is appalling. Even when you take out rape, you still have a lot of situations where birth control fails due to no fault of the woman and even if she DOES make a mistake, no woman should be TORTURED for 40 weeks for missing a pill…

I said basically the same thing. Fuck pregnancy, man. I saw my fetus jumping around in my uterus during an ultrasound and I was like WELL AT LEAST SOMEONE IS HAVING FUN AROUND HERE. I want this to be over yesterday.

I’m not pregnant nor do I intend to be (for the reasons you mention, among others; power to you woman!) but I would love to take a period dump on his face. Cause that shit is the worst.

I’m pretty lucky, in the scheme of things. All my bullshit has just been on the border of medically actionable, so at least I haven’t had a lot of the stuff some women go through. I’m tired of these fucking fuckers thinking they know. They don’t fucking know.

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

This guy said all kinds of stupid bullshit, BUT: I fucking hate being pregnant, you guys. I 100% feel like I am an unwilling host, unable to control anything about my body, and I really want this fetus to be done growing and get the fuck out of me (23 more weeks to go!). I’ve come to terms with hating this fucking…

I know. This didn’t even enrage me. I just thought: well, they finally said it out loud.

And there it is.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.