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I thought La La Land was fine. Not Oscar winner material though. If it wins - in any category - and Hidden Figures doesn’t, I will be holding that grudge just like I still hold Cate Blanchett getting screwed out of her Oscar for Elizabeth. Gwyneth Paltrow was fine, but Cate Blanchett was fantastic.

Minogue shoulda kicked the field goal!

Minogue’s attorneys also described Jenner as “a secondary reality television personality,”

Also, who’s watching Gronk? I hope no one let him eat the confetti.

One sliver of hope remains... Jill Stein has already raised 3 dollars and 47 cents for a recount of the final score.

I know it was you Fredo.

You root for some random ass teams.

If there is a pundit more wrong than Skip the universe will fold in on itself.

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The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

If she’s pregnant, whoever’s tasked with carrying her around will be carrying two babies instead of one. Think about it.

I dont know about your area but down here in Texas it gets plenty hot and there aint anything more refershing on a hot summer day than an ice cold butt plug.

It’s not so much the artists as the group of artists. I can just picture him telling his art buyer: make sure everything’s MODERN art, cause I’m a modern guy. (Before anyone comments, yes I know Basquait’s style was not modern, but you get the idea).

The Klimts I can’t fault him for. I wasn’t partial to Klimt until I saw a few of them in person in Vienna and now I am all about Klimt.

Plus “you complete witch” is such a good callout.

God, Johnny Depp has the same taste in art as a student in a first year art history course.

It must be exhausting to be so easily offended. The amount of time and effort he puts into being petty is almost impressive.

I love how Bennett has acted and played ever since he got here and I hope he stays. I hold nothing against him for just getting that ring and then getting paid like Revis but much like Revis I hope he stays.

He’s never looked more like a fancy dog than he does in this clip.