To the troll I dismissed:

these scotch ties are james macavoy’s problem, not ours.

THANK YOU! Why the hell doesn’t he just wear a tie pin or a tie clip?

Everything about him is bizarre. He was raised Jewish, but converted to Mormonism in college. His father was Jewish, but his mother was Christian Scientist who converted to Mormonism. His father’s first wife (and mother of Jacob’s half brother) is Kitty Dukakis, wife of Michael Dukaki. Jason was the Utah co-chair…

I’m posting this here cause we all need a smile. Here’s Richard Spencer getting sucker punched like the sucker he is.

Those people are racist fucksticks.

Lol, silly anarchists. No one wants you around. Go back to mom’s basement.

just a cursory glance at the skin colors of all involved parties ought to be enough to explain tbh

There are people in the world that think Melania and Trump are a better couple than Barack and Michelle. There are people who are rhapsodizing about them bringing class and morals back into the White House! I will never, ever understand.

He’s almost making Ted Cruz seem like less of a rat fucker by comparison. ALMOST.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

How amazing of Hillary to look him straight in the eye and say, “no one will ever remember you.”

FUUUUUUCK THAT GUY

Chaffetz is reallllly giving McConnell and Steve King a run for their money in the fight for most loathsome asshole on Capitol Hill.

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Today I am sporting tasteful “Jockey” brand black sweatpants, a Walmart black T, Quicksilver zip front blue twill hoody and dickies wool blend socks, all of which except the socks, date from at least 2009, while I swill wine and cake and listen to soothing internet “let the resentment go” music. (Sorry for the run on…

That may be the ugliest fur I’ve ever seen.

Neither am I. Too matchy-matchy and the gloves don’t fit. Bare legs in D.C. in January? I also think a messy bun is inappropriate for her husband’s “inauguration.” After eight years of attacks on the lovely and elegant Lady Michelle, I’m ready to start ripping this low-rent hooker on a daily basis. She and Conway…