chesty-copperpot
chesty copperpot
chesty-copperpot

“My politics are lefty and feminist, and I don’t want to discuss shopping, or cruises, or shoes, or the latest episode of the Bachelor/Bachelorette or go see the latest 50 Shades movie.”

For being so wealthy, they are incredibly unpolished, which makes their forays into the public forum even more delicious. I have a google alert sent to my phone whenever Oakland/maybe-Las Vegas Raiders’ owner, Mark Davis, rears his pumkpin-pie-haircut-sporting head (usually to go have lunch at a PF Chang’s).

Or goose husband.

I love that Richard madden has a son on the show who is played by an actor who is only one year younger.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT OBAMA IN A LEATHER JACKET?!?! ARE THERE MORE PHOTOS OF HIM IN A LEATHER JACKET?!?!?!?!

Barron’s got this sad-ass lion to sit on, no need for a swingset.

Meanwhile, he donated that leather jacket to my dreams.

Our asshat of a governor here in Maine (LePage) went on a little tantrum about Pingree not attending calling on her to resign.

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is

If I had at least $4 million to spend on my wedding, I would do something additional with my hair...

what does it say about me that i did know that?

Taylor’s mansion is Samuel Goldwyn’s mansion that he built in the 1930s, so it probably does qualify for historic preservation. Good on Taylor for wanting it preserved and proactively agreeing not to gut/raze the place.

I KNEW Matilda was real.

If I am like a third as cool as this kid, my life will be worth living.

Right?! Fuck Zoey. She is so stupid and her acting is mediocre.

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over