Every time there’s a Dirt Bag item about French Montana, I misread it as French Stewart, which makes them much funnier.

Russian trump trolls are like that painting of Kramer in Seinfeld; grotesque, yet I cannot look away.

Holy fuck. Utahn here. Fuck that piece of shit. Now for words. Every election I vote against Senor Chaffetz and every time he gets back in. Really crushes you but you gotta stay vigilant.

meh...she’s good van susteren, at best.

Not in my fantasy casting it doesn’t.

“Said his husband, David Rosenberg, whom he met in 1956 and married eight years ago...”

I wouldn’t fuck Jason Chaffetz with Joe Scarborough’s.

Going OT but I am not feeling Great Van Sustren on MSNBC. I know there’s risk involved in staying in a bubble; it’s part of what landed me here. I take small doses of Hugh Hewitt as an inoculation and try to read more articles from conservatives but she’s annoying the crap out of me. “Perfect” bookend for the day…

Yeah, he just happened to get arrested with them.

I not so secretly love jury duty, but I’m off the hook for another 5 years or so.

“The room audibly gasped, and Sessions looked stunned.”

I did Nazi that coming.

Except for Turnip! Except for Turnip!

Who would want work with a bunch of weirdos who watch a monkey fuck a deer then went yeah the deer wanted it.

“I want to put macaque into that deer” -the monkey

Interesting how the victim at Fox gets paid off and has to leave, but the actual sexual harasser gets a raise. That is the real Fox News story.

Sessions is not good enough, not smart enough, and doggone it, people don’t like him.

Sometimes you are just so burnt out all you can do is watch the dryer cycle.