I felt such a sense of relief reading this and couldn’t ascertain the reason.

Agreed. Like it was dumb, but now that he’s apologized... I don’t care? I thought he looked nervous while he was talking and, unfortunately, the topic he chose to ramble on about made him look worse. But his apology was genuine and this wasn’t the sort of thing that really necessitated an apology so he’s good in my…

We’re two Dirt Bags in since the Globes and there is zero gossip, other than the Hiddleston speech? I find this unacceptable.

It also assumes that the world is markedly better for your existence in a way that somehow justifies something horrible happening to someone else (or many other people). I’d say that’s true for like .000000001% of the world population. If you didn’t exist, probably everything would be fine. In the case of this guy,…

At least we still have Rep. Jim Wayne of Louisville. His thoughts on the Right-To-Work bill:

“If my grandmother had had an abortion, I wouldn’t be here today,” Blanton added.

The narrative of “Abortion is bad, because my mom could have had an abortion but she didn’t and so I exist!” is terrible enough without being like “See, good things can come out of rape!” while pointing at your own self.

UGH I don’t know what this thread is about, but that David Tennant and his Scottish accent.

Your secret is safe with us Eli

One of the released mugshots:

Cheers to Jay for throwing something correctly.

Woah she plagiarized Melania too? Ruthless.

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

Jude is right. I’m not living. I am not even human. I am a spirit who only briefly takes corporeal form to post Harry Styles gifs on Jezebel. Here’s the secret: it may not be living, but it’s wonderful.

Is that because your employer would berate you for not reading the books?

My secret shame stuff is also pretty innocuous, but I still wouldn’t want my employer or my kids teachers to know that on any given Friday night I drink copious amounts of wine and watch Game of Thrones in my underwear.

I know it’s wrong, but watching women with tons of eye makeup and long claw nails try to wipe away tears without going full raccoon or putting an eye out always makes me snicker.

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

Yup. And Shelley Winters and Dionne Warwick and probably a few others who are/were famous