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If we could just harness all the energy ol’Rick has spent hiding in the closet...

Never forget that Rick Perry knowingly executed an innocent man to win political capital during a reelection campaign.

Yes. It’s fucking Napoleon-era anti-Semitic propaganda that, like most anti-Semitic things, never ever dies: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/the-rothschild-libel-why-has-it-taken-200-years-for-an-anti-semitic-slur-that-emerged-from-the-10216101.html

It’s not how people in Southern-state small towns actually talk, but it’s how absurdist characters of people in Southern-state small towns talk. Including ones that Marc Cherry has written in the past. (See: Blanche Devereux)

My sister has a friend whose dad worked for her and she’d take entire crews of her show on a cruise. Like everyone. Tech guys, interns, everyone.

I can tell you from personal experience she is a giant sweetheart in a teeny tiny package. I met her once when I was about 20, had a huge case of hero worship, and she was the most lovely person ever!

I fucking love the sitcom Reba and I’m not even embarressed about it. It’s not “quality”, per se, but she’s a gem.

“It’s not about to get easier. Dallas’s next two games are nationally televised matchups against the Buccaneers and Lions, both currently in the playoff picture.”

Too late; Mike & Mike was on this shit 2 hours ago.

The British actor David Schneider tweets this with, depressingly, semi regularity but it’s a handy little checklist:

Lack of intellectual curiosity is one of the most reprehensible traits a person can have. I will spend hours upon hours with people that aren’t gifted or smart but who want to learn. I will spend no time with pompous dickwads that have no desire to learn or aren’t curious about what they don’t know. I suppose the…

I’d like to posit that legit smart people also take joy in learning new things. They even often do it as a hobby!

Absolutely. The smarter someone is, the greater their grasp of the limitations imposed by their own knowledge. In other words - smart people know how dumb they are, whereas dumb people often think they’re smart.

He doesn’t just lack intellectual curiosity, he’s fucking lazy and unwilling to do any part of the job that he finds boring. He could literally get someone to read his daily briefings to him in their entirety, but he won’t even do that.

Part of being smart is knowing what you don’t know. He has no intellectual curiousity, none.

It’s a mark of intelligence to recognize what you don’t know and seek counsel and knowledge about it. Only stupid people think they know everything.

Hey President Dumbshit! Even smart people need to read to actually know things. Being smart doesn’t mean you just magically acquire knowledge. It just means that you’re capable of processing and understanding what you read!