Things not to get Marissa Hermer, or anyone else:

I’ve always thought asexual or a highly functioning sociopath. Not like the murdering or running for President without any qualifications kind, but more the “Okay a regular person would laugh here - HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!” His actions/reactions when not on the screen have always seemed a bit off.

New Yorkers: get yourself an IDNYC card! They get you awesome discounts at a ton of entertainment venues throughout the city, and that way anyone who tries to use it to snuff out vulnerable people will be buried in data! http://www1.nyc.gov/site/idnyc/index.page

I hope to see more politicians and leaders like de Blasio remain stringent when it comes to addressing Trump.

Cannot wait for Cuomo to hold a press conference in the exact same location, tomorrow, saying that Tiffany and Gucci are very much his concern.

Could be the ability to hold a giant, NY pizza slice in his hands, yet his refusal to do so, choosing instead to mock Trump. SHAAADDDDE.

Go de Blasio! I especially love this:

Seriously, him saying he would destroy the records before giving them to a deportation task force made me reel. we need more people talking like this.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

Looking at the picture in that tweet, how much you wanna bet Trump’s dislike for him stems from the fact that De Blasio is taller than he is?

Assange is the closest thing we have to a living Bond villain. Demented, weird-looking, dangerously certain of his ill-conceived campaign, and he’s even started dressing up his cat real fancy.

“Former Glee co-star Mark Salling was unable to attend as his Child Pornography case awaits trial.”

Oh HELL no. Good for you standing up to him, the jerk. Along the same vein I was downstairs the other day getting coffee and a guy who works in my building was standing next to me and noticed the safety pin on my shirt. Our only interaction up to that point had been nods in the lobby, etc. He smirked and said, “Oh…

But when push comes to shove, no is always there for you. It is not foolproof—as, sadly, any sexual assault or rape survivor can attest—but when dealing with a boss whose goal is not to forcibly overtake you but instead to see how far he can push you, it may offer you an escape hatch.

“I also reject the feminist messaging that treats gender issues as a zero-sum game—that assumes that to empower women, we must castrate men. You see the beginnings of this even in the schoolyard, with affirmations like, “Girls rule and boys drool.” 

I’m a cynic, so I fulled expected the article to end with something like “In light of the fact that Lea’s own fiance, Corey Montieth, died in 2013, it was so brave of her to host this event.” Right tone, wrong corpse.

Blah blah blah crostinis blah blah blah engagement ring blah blah blah risotto. The engagement comes almost two years after lady’s boyfriend was found dead in a hotel room.

What really irks me about quiverful idiots is that it’s so GREEDY. They think every child is a gift from god. Fine, whatever. But when a normal person receives a precious gift, they say “thank you!” and treasure that gift. They don’t try to grab as many more as they can! Quiverfuls are greedy, grabby people, and Jesus…

I can’t read about Lea Michele without thinking of this beautiful, beautiful moment (mostly because I don’t care about her).

I read that last line as “Jew controlled goblinist”