Now now, Richard. It is up to us to be better. Better I say! Using coded language like ape isn’t deplorable! It’s their right as Americans! And it doesn’t mean they are racist! They are just telling it like it is!

I LOVE ANDY

happens to the best of us

I’ve been binge watching “The Crown” and just realized I’ve started saying “thank you” in a weird clipped British accent.

Hillary gave speeches to Goldman Sachs! That’s terrible!

OH MY GOD I HAVEN’T SEEN THAT THANK YOU

I haven’t smoked (a cigarette) in 4 years and I almost caved the day after election. And every day since. HOooooo boy deep breathing. My brain sends your brain hugs through the tubes we inter on.

Lolol we’re all doomed.

Guys, I worry that the right hand does not know what the extreme right hand is doing.

And Basic Instinct, which is good because women kill but bad because men

I’m sure I will enjoy this movie.

Those liberal elites and their J. Crew tastes! They should shop at Walmart like real Americans! Just look at the Trumps! So grounded and down to Earth.

I miss Mitt, too. Binders full of women >>>>> grabbing them by the pussy.

Shit, I would have voted for Jeb Bush if he and Trump were the only two candidates. That is how insane all of this is for me.

Michelle Obama gets vilified for wearing an affordable American brand? #notsurprised

Like a ship escaping from a huge worm in an asteroid. And then bobbing up and down on it for a really long time.

How about when Michelle Obama was pilloried for buying clothes for herself and her daughters from J. Crew? Or, shock/horror, wearing a designer gown at a State occasion?

At long last, news that make sense in the world. Who wouldn’t have hit that? Good for you, Carrie. Good for you.

I’m not even mad at her.

I know their actual names are in the headline, but I literally still somehow read this as “Of Course Leia Fucked Han Solo,” and I was like.....well, yeah. Who ever doubted that?