I will say that New Mexico is a surprise. A bastion of sanity perhaps?

I feel like I sometimes try to distance myself because Massachusetts gets a bad rep sometimes but like FUCK ALL YALLS. I am MA as fuck and I’m tired of apologising for it (I know that no one actually asked me to). Like, do I give a shit about sports? No. Are the pats and Red Sox still kind of important to me? Yes. do…

Similarly for my home state of Hawaii and my adopted state of New York. Men aren’t stupid everywhere, all evidence to the contrary aside.

Bad Hombres, obvs.

Poor, little Illnois. :(

What do you call the men who support nasty women? I wanna moniker, too! WAH!

Don’t feel dismayed: When Hillz was in the Senate she was rated the 11th most liberal Senator, Bernie is rated the 10th. Per the OnTheIssues.org scale, Hillary rates as a “hard core liberal” and as liberal as Elizabeth Warren, and more liberal than Obama. So maybe she is closer than you think...

and had brunch with from-her-wherever-marys

Thank god for women.

So do I...but I think Warren will do more good as a Senator than as Veep. She can run for Prez in the future, or continue her kick-ass Senate career.

Also, Kealia Ohai scored roughly a minute after being subbed on for her first cap. And she has a great name.

Carli Lloyd is the f-ing bomb. Did I tell you about the time I met her in the Philadelphia airport? She was standing next to me in the lost luggage line. She was totally pissed off ... and totally nice and gracious to a 40-something-year-old fanboy :)

Probably should’ve named the kid after they took the tumor out.

Also, “NBA player Jrue Holiday” is a terrible name for a baby.

He is a good dog, not a fancy dog.

I had a similar issue as a kid, but for the opposite reason - girl with the most common name of girls born in the 7os. Couldn’t have the cute shoelaces or pencils with my name. Couldn’t have the license plates or keychains. Never went to truck stops, but I bet they weren’t there, either...

The funky thing about the match is the US had players named Long and Short. Maybe need an Over and Wide to add to the announcer’s dilemma.

You have an excellent Kinja name. That is all.

I’m enjoying this thing where NBA players name their first kid Jr even when it’s a girl. If you have to be so self involved your kid gets your full fucking name be unsexist enough not to wait for a boy like Steve Smith did, the guy had like 4 daughters he could have called Steve Smith Jr.

I told you that Jrue was a girl’s name.