There wasn’t a single eye roll, smirk, or cocked eyebrow.

And get self tanner all over her ivory suit? Noooo

It could also be the long-term effects of hairspray addiction...

I totally understand why Biden did not run though. He’d be like the oldest ever president, and he is tired, and (Jalopnik had an article on this) the Secret Service WON’T LET HIM DRIVE HIS SWEET CLASSIC CAR and he has grandkids now and they kick ass.

I’m going to miss these memes.

In other words:

Go, Joe, go!

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Joe Biden has been a phenomenal Vice President. I don’t know a whole lot about VP history, but Biden has to rank among the most relevant and valued to a sitting President ever.

I’m getting concerned about all these reports of women being cajoled into not finishing their bathroom business by the biased media elite...

Someone on MSNBC tonight made a very good point. We’re going to see on November 8th if Trump thinks he’s bigger than the country in how he decideds to concede, if he decides to concede.

As an aside, can I just say that I still find this photo fascinating. The stress and weight of the expressions on everyone’s face here is truly historic.

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

Similarly, modifying one of my new favorite sayings: If I had Trump, Hitler and Bin Laden in a room, and a gun with two bullets, I’d shoot Trump twice.

What about the part where she didn’t try to make “Trumped up trickle down economics” a buzzphrase again? I think that was a good part.

I hope Clinton replied with the classic rebuff, “He who smelt it, doth totally also dealt it.”

Can we get an “oh fuck yeah” for Clinton’s little, withering “that is not how it happens.”

Thank you for clarifying this!

Roe v Wade did not make abortion legal; not per se. I’m pro-choice, don’t get me wrong. But SCOTUS did not rule, “abortion is legal.” It ruled that the government cannot control what a person decides to do with their body. That is actually even more significant than just saying “abortion is legal,” and here’s why…