Right. Julia looks absolutely beautiful, they all do, I was just really struck by her photo.

also A+++ that 3 out of the 5 are actresses over 40 and aren’t styled or presented any differently than the younger ones

This HAS to be satire, right? No one is this un-self aware. This has gotta be like performance art within performance art within performance art, right?

Considering how much they surely cost I'm surprised they weren't prettier.

I want to do my normal thing where I do a fake description parodying and taking this a step further but...I can’t write anything better than butterfly headdresses inspired by radio lab. In my wildest imagination I could not write something so absurd or perfect. Speechless.

Mozart’s pilot features a young oboist going to a cool orchestra party (in her own apartment) where she plays a classical music version of spin the bottle and all of the guests are just so. fucking, psyched. that she’s playing Bach.

He’s gotta be the one with half a chance in the General, right? And the one that won’t drag the party down on non-Presidential ballots.

Earth to Snowqueens, they don’t come back, not the way they were, not after 40 weeks of pregnancy, much less 16 months minutes of breastfeeding.

Am I old? Who are these people?

You know, a long time ago when I was young and stupid, I was of the opinion that women shouldn’t breastfeed in public. Then I grew up. In all my years on this earth, I’ve never seen a woman stand up in the middle of a store or restaurant or whatever and yell “look at me! Look at me! I’m about to whip out my boob,…

Like no one has ever come up to me and said ‘HEY, HEY! Have you seen my tit in my kids mouth yet? HAVE YOU? LOOOOOOOOOOK.’

So avert your fucking eyes, Wendy.

They are! WHY NOT JUST POST THOSE. The women in the original portraits are all absolutely gorgeous.

When I read the headline I legitimately thought that was Gordie Howe.

yeah I’m so confused by this. Like does he mean that Bill had an affair, because I’m pretty sure he shouldn’t go down that path. There is no way that he’s been loyal to each of his wives, plus the fact that he’s had multiple wives kinda pushes him off that high horse.

Yeah you guys remember when Hillary Clinton got a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky and so the fact that that happened is relevant to her campaign for the presidency?

Oh god...Oh god...I just pictured Trump having sex.....Oh god....

Trump has paid for the BEST sex, though.

I’ll just leave this here.

If only for the palpable tension between the brothers Gallagher! Oh, and to near Noel’s stage banter.