Well, she had her passport seized by the prince’s people after Charlene was, um, detained en route to Nice, where, reportedly, she was going to catch a flight back to South Africa. So, you know, she was probably not into the whole marrying thing.

Roost, chickens. ROOST.

My aunt went a few years ago with some of our cousins.

Advice from this New Yorker: stay home. Seriously. It’s cold and wet and gross out. For the price of cable and a working television set, you can watch the ball drop from the comfort of your own living room, in your pajamas. You can even watch it naked. You can get as drunk as you want. It’s honestly the best bargain…

Perhaps most important:

I don’t even have a vagina and it still just slammed shut.

Please live-tweet your entire evening.

The fact that she said “fab” is the most upsetting part of that.

I would pay real money to see that. Good for you.

The Baron Cohen family is one I have a huge amount of respect for. Smart, kind, conscientious people; Sacha’s cousin Simon is the world’s foremost autism researcher. It’s no surprise that half of this donation is going towards vaccinations.

Hopefully squealing like a pig.

This is me, nodding and going, “go, baby, go”, to you. Wonder if he could survive my kickboxing class?

This is all funny, but one of the most absurd is Trump saying HRC doesn’t have “strength/stamina.”

Waiting for "Trump Card" snark -Please, anyone?

I really don’t think people understand the tenaciousness of these two women. Janice, bless her soul, is a l’il bit of a hot mess. She was molested by her father, as was her sister, and this caused a lot of serious and lifelong mental health issues with her, like PTSD and substance abuse. Still, Janice is nothing if…

Also note the slightly subversive (for the time) bit where the guy she ends up falling for volunteers to help out with the baby...and is competent at it!

“Christmas in Connecticut” and “The Bishop’s Wife” are my favorite classic Christmas movies. They’re funny and a bit sentimental without all the schmaltz of “Miracle on 34th Street” or “It’s a Wonderful Life.”

The water itself isn’t the problem. While the river is polluted, when the water left the treatment plant it was potable (well, not filled with lead anyway). The MDEQ botched their recommendation to the city on the use of anti-corrosion chemicals which caused the old shitty pipes to become corroded and leach lead into…

If you are going to fall into a Christmas tree...really commit to it.