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But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

It’s her! She’s pregnant!

Her?

The WHO recommends breastfeeding for 24 months. After six or so months, many add solid foods to the diet. “Normal” should be what works for mom and baby and nothing to do with what onlookers think.

It’s a shit job. It’s a shit job when it’s my party, it’s a shit job when it’s the other party. It’s thankless and rarely does anything for the reputation of the person chosen. I’m surprised either party still does this, or that they can find people willing to do it. The most you can really end up doing is opposing

The last Democrat to give the response was Governor Sebelius, who gave an excellent rebuttal to President Bush’s usual nonsense and then went on to be HUD Secretary and lead the successful ACA rollout.

Has this ever actually helped the person who does the response? I swear it just makes them look dumb.

She also said that racism isn’t a problem in this country because she’s the Governor. Which is really cute because other Republicans were calling her a “raghead” before her election.

Ben Carson delivered himself as a baby. He even snipped his own umbilical cord. Fact.

I don’t think most people who watched the series think Steven Avery is an upstanding human. Dude obviously was a creep and had some boundary issues with women. That doesn’t mean I’m okay with him being convicted for a crime it’s unclear if he committed.

Did you not watch it? She was fed misinformation and the DNA evidence proved that it wasn’t Avery.

One person I truly feel bad for in this is Brendan Dassey. This kid was unbelievably failed by those who were supposed to protect him and I do not believe he should be in jail. I hope that if anything comes from this, Brendan gets a shot a new trial.

Seriously, those are the kind of guys you want in your corner. They are how lawyers are supposed to behave with their clients *side-eye Len Kachinsky*. You know, believing in their client and actually communicating with them and their families.

What evidence is there that he didn’t do it? I keep hearing people convinced that he didn’t do it, and while I think there is probably reasonable doubt that he did do it, I haven’t seen any evidence that directly contradicts that notion that he did it. Am I missing something?

On a lighter note, the subreddit for this series has devolved into pictures like this over the last few days. Hopefully they’re not the only positive thing to come out of the series:

  • “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

But I like that she posted a bare face. It's refreshing (not for her, in general).

The cops still came to the house to check on Isabella and found her freaking out. “She was hysterical crying, she was panicking,”

Remember that time I kept getting told I had pneumonia and my back pain was “unrelated” and we don’t know what’s causing it, but take some Aleve we guess, and then I was diagnosed with STAGE IV CANCER? hahahahahahahafuckyoudoctors

Says the guy who’s obviously never been to prison...