Kinda bummed the episode title wasn’t “Bear Meets World.”

I felt a mild perturbance in the Vortex, as if dozens of frowny YouTube neckbeards suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Is it possible to milk a clown?

Pennywise v. Joker v. Alien v. Predator.  

So with the two of these in it, we could be looking at some kind of INSANE CLOWN POSSE?

The Banshee scene in Darby O’Gill and the Little People scared the fuck out of me when I was a kid. 

I haven’t checked the roster yet, so I don’t know if Bedknobs and Broomsticks is in there, but if not, it definitely should be. Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee!! 

The cinema where I originally saw Computer Wore Tennis Shoes is now a McDonalds. That seems a terrible injustice.

Man this is just a list of shit that messed me up bad as a child. I had a weird obsession and fear of death as a small kid(and the nothingness I was somehow convinced that followed) and things like the banshee just wrecked me.

Pop corn. Getcher pop corn here. Can’t enjoy your internet drama without your pop corn. Just ten cents a bag and that’s cuttin’ me own throat.

I got more faith in the muppets fixing up our clusterfucks than the actual humans in charge at the moment thanks #teamkermit

The closest t0 a real translation we have is “ma klounkee” which means something to the effect of “it’s the end of you”. Courtesy of our good friend Sebulba.  https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/223033/why-does-greedo-say-maclunkey-in-the-mos-eisley-cantina

E-Gyptian, the electronic Gyptian

What are they supposed to do?

“a traveling Egyptian community” - you mean “Gyptian.” 

Nunchuks

Why do you hate me?

Will there be Seawoks? 

“Despicable Human” is already taken. He’s got orange skin, yellow hair and wears a too-long red necktie with blue/black suits. The most frightening “costume” running for the last 3 years and counting.

They may be evil, but damned if they don’t know how to give us what we want.