A Palin wedding not going down because the ‘Merican hero groom is secretly married to another gal - this stuff writes itself. My progressive, godless, gay and abortion loving self rejoices.

Monogrammed tuxedo slippers? She should have known something was afoot.

Wait, what? Was that what happened? Everything I read/heard was that he dumped her before he signed a bigger contract.

Bobby Finger, you write the best Dirt Bags. That is all.

Michiel Huisman* - happy hump day to us. Thanks, Madeline!

Because well tailored clothes are the province of liberal, out of touch, godless, babykilling, Obamacare-supporting rock music listening elites, Kara. Real Americans know that wearing potato sacks gives one more room to (a) conceal weapons, (b) rock out to country music (post 2001), (c) store "Green Eggs & Ham" (in…

Yes - her choices are usually spot on but this is terrible on her. And if it's terrible on her, there is no hope for the rest of us.

Privilege aside ("you have to freeze your eggs", etc.), for me, the most troubling aspect of this piece is the suggestion that we gals can birth our kiddos at any time, whenever we're feeling calmer, cooler, and more collected. We can't. Pregnancy at 50 is an anomaly; as many commentators have noted, it carries…

I feel now feel marginally better about him and Lupita as a couple. But only marginally. In case they were wondering.

I was 14 and an exchange student in Japan, doing a homestay with a family in a small town. Our program provided us with very little in terms of preparation
(learning Japanese, for example). However, our advisor hammered the importance of eating all food were were offered, to ensure that we were not disrespectful…

Plus veins.

Guinea pigs in sweaters, Justice Beaver, hot felon, and the idea of Madonna's octopus arms signing up for SnapChat = best Dirt Bag. You need to stay, Mark.

Mark, does this mean you are doing Dirt Bag???? Please be true. Also, the "Masterpiece Theatre" music behind the gyrating Jello absolutely makes it.

As a former public defender, I can attest that the correctional facilities my clients experienced served no rehabilitative purpose whatsoever. NONE. They were essentially warehouses, which systematically and brazenly stripped inmates of their dignity and privacy, provided inadequate shelter (literally freezing in…

Last week, after Serena won the Australian Open (her 19th slam), I posted a link to an article on FB. The number of public, thinly veiled racist comments it received ("she's using PEDs - look at those muscles"; "she has no class") was staggering.