I, someone who has and will buy any version of FFVI in existence, feel attacked. Of COURSE I will buy the remasters. Until forever is final. 

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but there are (at least) 12 “moderate” democrats that could at any moment be a spoiler when it comes to a progressive agenda:

XVI is essentially playable unseasoned chicken. You know it, and the director even acknowledged as much. Have fun with that. 

Well, if you would have told me that ten years after the release of FFXII, I would never again be interested in a mainline FF, I would have told you you were crazy!

A little glitz and glam go a long way into making an award ceremony a real thing, ya know? Completely agree.

You mean Van Jones of the $100M Jeff Bezos grant? Sure there were no strings attached to that money, other than do something good with it within a decade, but he is no chef Andres feeding the needy, or the war torn with his grant coins.

I am 250 mons in and JUST now reading about these milestones and achievement prizes! You just made my day!

Tiny bebe Terra foreverrrrrr! 

What could go wrong? Perhaps this really will be the real Final Fantasy.

Flaming Fuecoco!

Global attitudes towards chaos are skewing towards the majority is collectively done with the chaotic BS. The loud, vocal minority that thinks otherwise will sink on the SS Tesla in due time. 

Interesting in what way? The man tweets his thoughts to such a degree that he bought Twitter. There is no *there* there.

I’ve managed to implant the grandeur of Mrs. Jennifer Lynn Affleck into the brain of my boyfriend in ways that he barely manages to comprehend. He THINKS that he is making a joke at her expense, but the joke is on him, because she is constantly on his MIND.

Justice for Emolga!

So we’re just NOT gonna mention the vajra that he has casually sitting off to the left!?

Thin-skinned billionaire is thin-skinned. How is this news?

I wish for some joy and whimsy to enter your life. 

Less tasty than prole pancakes, but nothing compares to a hot mug of your pleb tears.

Thank you immensely for this lovely explainer! 

You miss the point, dear PC gamer. Pokemon and Nintendo handheld systems are like peanut butter and jelly.