I agree with you in that a three year development cycle is just not enough to produce a polished, modern Pokemon game to the exacting standards of review blogs and adults who obsess over visual minutiae that kids will not care about. Seriously, hold these devs accountable, however you intend to do so. Make Nintendo…

Shareholders keep them on a 3 years cycle, my dear SuperMango. It takes millions for them to rake in billions, but also planning, and time, which must be accounted for. If the devs were given as much time as it took to release a game that was “perfect,” no game would ever be released, as perfection is unattainable.…

On the contrary. If Game Freak/Nintendo/Pokemon Company have roughly had a three year schedule for each generation of pokemon, and the games get drastically more complex in terms of graphics, with 100+ new pokemon each generation, who all need unique animations, you really must give them some grace for sticking to…

Calm down. It is day one. There will be more patches.

Can we just STOP with the graphical b*tching!?

Licht is really out to ruin CNN like Elon is ruining Twitter, but in slow motion. He could balance this out by bringing back Kathy Griffin for NYE though.

Who could forget Jonathan Majors, Jurnee Smollett, and Regina King in those solid GEMS!?!

You must excuse understand that for, Maher, the beneficiary of generational white male privilege, to see past said privilege, would require a lifetime of un-learning that he, and others like him—are not, and were never the default human setting. In fact, everyone on earth begins life as a female, with two X…

This article needed to be written, and Holmes must be held to account. If she gets off, will I be surprised? No. Will I be immensely angry that a snake oil huckster who endangered lives is getting special treatment? Hell yeah.

Am I supposed to list my job title, recent community service events, Myers-Brigg’s type, AND post my CV? Thanks, but no. 

Thank you for sticking to your guns about this issue. Japan is a paradoxical place for simultaneously marching to the beat of its own drum, but also in reading the room, to know what people want globally. Sony, Nintendo, Toyota, Nissan, and friends all specialize in being so many things to so many people.

I’d pay to boost your comment to the top of Musk’s inbox. He is such a buffoon and he is the emperor with no clothes. I hope this is all an exercise in how to blow $44B in record time. 

Sorry to say that I am a bossy bottom. Gay for days. 

Holy crap! Pocket Planes is still a thing! I loved that when it first came out!

Sooooo, Blasphemous?

As a gay, I am torn between my love for Quaxly, and its fabulous hair throughout its evo line, and Sprigatito and her innate fabulousness. Cannot quite make out the final form of Quaxly from the sprite, but I think I am fully sold on grass cat.

Pleeeeeease keep writing this love story! I smell some forbidden hot pepper kittens on the way!

Very disappointing, but not unsurprising news. I would imagine Square lets Yoshi P do as he pleases, since he prints all the money there these days, but I still am a bit salty at the rushed end of service for Final Fantasy Record Keeper.

I am baffled that this is just *now* a thing, after I recoiled over the lack of diversity in the initial trailer months and months ago, but here we are. Glad we are having this discussion.

No, Rihanna, nooooooo.