While I know there will be criticism around her writing of this piece— "she's self indulgent! elitist! out of touch! who cares!" etc. etc. I have to say that I didn't know anything about the BRCA1 gene mutation/testing before her first piece. It educated and informed me and my friends. This one educated me as well.

Do that and you will hear from this man's lawyer. And you'd better recognize; he is Hard As a Muthafucka but all kosher

DO IT

start a market for python skin clothing! Work gloves made from python skin! Python skin chairs! Python skin seats in trucks! Python jerky! Python breakfast sausage! Python bacon! Python eggs!

I feel like someone at the Syfy network is probably reading your suggestion and prepping a script as we speak...

That would require us to recognize that the deserts of California aren't actually the breadbasket we pretend they are.

Stop watering your lawn. It will come back when it rains.

children are also starving in africa so i don't know what she is complaining about

I like the cut of your jib.

Have you tried telling them that if they were going down on a clit like the good lord intended they wouldn't have to spew such vile gender-based crap all the time?

Dammit! I missed this one!

I had to do the 123 count in a supermarket last week, and my kids thought I wouldn't follow through (not sure why, they've been around long enough!) so for the last week they haven't been allowed the playstation, TV or the tablet/laptop. Consequences yo! I saw a meme lately about not taking away their electronics but…

I really thought this was a troll. I almost didn't comment to him/her because I was certain they were a troll because how could they seriously think that's ok.

I remember quite clearly the last time I was spanked. I had a little friend up the street with a hellion of a younger brother, who decided, for no reason whatsoever, to write my name all over his sister's walls. Naturally, his mother couldn't believe her precious angel would do something like that, so she decided I…

I hope that poor boy was okay after his parents insisted on him eating that food even though it had gluten in it.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

I am not in any way, shape, or form a fashion/clothes-oriented type of girl. Never have been, never thought I would be; just never cared all that much.

Eddie Murphy on Richard Pryor about Bill Cosby.

My job did this a few years ago. It's a federal government office. On the menu was "chitterlings and maw" and something called "Hopping John." Yes, this was all planned by non-Blacks.