Fuck fired. Charge her with assault and child abuse and throw her in the slammer. (And yes, I've been a teacher and dealt with plenty of annoying kids.)

Or maybe, you know, he finds her smart and attractive and interesting and those two grown adults greatly enjoy each others' company. Anything's possible.

I would like Lupita and Cumberbatch to have children. That is all.

Wow, you don't realize how dehumanized these cheerleaders are until you see that they are named after their goddamn uniform.

I'm going to assume he is also a billionaire and looks like Robert Downey, Jr.

Honestly it is my firm belief that anyone who calls a child a princess, or refers to themself as a princess (of course assuming they aren't actually a princess), deserves a hearty slap.

Can we abolish the word 'princess' as a compliment to little girls, already? Holy shit.

I dunno about that. I'm pretty sure 3 of the final 5 hated cylons too.

I actually find the idea of a herd of bunnies shitting all over a bunch of rich people in custom outfits kind of delightful.

"Side Note: This needs an epic reboot/sequel... maybe by Jerry Bruckheimer and crew"

He has his father's eyes!

This reminds me of when my two good friends and I did a semester abroad in Italy and shared an apartment. One of the two friends had grown up reasonably wealthy and her parents took care of *everything* for her (including laundry and lunches — she was 22). The other friend and I had been raised by single mothers and…

Joan knew Sal was gay right away, though. She also lives in the Village, which was a fairly gay neighborhood at the time. I think she absolutely knows what's up with Bob.

Uh, duuuuuude, considering everything she ACTually said in her statement was about loving her body and learning about it and appreciating it, I feel like you threw a headline on this without considering the true context. A woman has a right to feel a tad out of sorts during a pregnancy, when your body quickly changes…