My third grade teacher too! I'm 35 and still have revenge fantasies about that goblin woman. (You're not from Burbank are you?)

I want to hug you SO HARD right now.

If you've never tried Nancyboy.com. Go now. Do not look back.

File this under Celebrity Breeding Program Wish List #2 (After Obama and Beyonce from that French article a while back)

Not adoption according to MHP.

Now there's a breeding program I can get behind. They'd probably produce the Quizatz Haderach.

As a journalist for for Entertainment Weekly, Benjamin Svetkey routinely met stars like Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry and Julia Roberts for dinner as a journalist for Entertainment Weekly.

Söder has way more bunnies, but otherwise seems about right to me.

I had shitty jawline and cheek scarring acne that cropped up randomly in my late 20s and persisted until I gave up/dramatically cut down on milk. My liquid milk consumption is limited to splashes of half n half in my coffee. Cheese seems fine. Too much ice cream, I break out.

So rather than pump-and-dump, WHITE RUSSIANS ALL AROUND!!

So, I had pretty much perfect skin all through high school and my early 20s.I was super spoiled. Then BAM out of nowhere, starting at about 27-28, I started breaking out right before my period with these deep, long-lasting pimples on the soft parts of my cheeks. Nasty ones that scarred when I messed with them and…

...I love my mango cutter... :(

This pretty much says it all.

I remember having a sense of fearlessness when I was in my late teens/early twenties. If you had asked me what I was afraid of, I would have said "Dobermans" due to a childhood dog attack. But that was pretty much all I could think of. In retrospect, I think it was a combination of a youthful sense of…

Help MEEEE!

Should have been a 3 year HBO series - 12 episodes with stories from the book. One season for the outbreak, one for the war, and one for the resolution. The Battle of Yonkers would have been amazing!

The dress I wanted was $1800 at the bridal salon where I found it - but I was able to order it for $1100 from a mail order place. Then it was another $350 for alterations. Alterations vary depending on the style of dress. Mine were pretty spendy because there were 4 layers to it which each needed to be adjusted to my…

Fuck Raphael, marry Donatello, kill Michaelangelo - for reasons stated above.

Might not be the gluten. There are all sorts of weird proteins in modern wheat.

The resemblance is shocking