Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

The Machiavellian motherfucker who invented this Mystery Toy scheme basically found a socially acceptable way to get kids addicted to gambling using their parents’ money. My 4 year old goes nuts for this shit now.

“Dad I need one of these!”
“Don’t you already have a bunch?”
“Yeah but I need Chase and haven’t gotten him…

It’s actually where they store the chem-trails before loading them onto the planes

You’re really doing this, huh?

Holy shit, if a cashier tried that with my daughter I would be so pissed. I’m impressed with the little girl and her parents, but I don’t think I would have been able to let it play out like that.

Side note - the best explanation I heard about the sniffles is that it was a stress response. He’s not use to being challenged like that. It triggers his fight or flight reflex. His muscles are all tightening so he feels like he needs to take gasping breaths to get enough air. That’s also why he couldn’t stand…

Didn’t Megyn Kelly say in her book that trump was given all the questions from the debate she moderated?

a) Donald Trump is STILL stuck on Hillary Clinton

I think this is good but could be handled better. For one, studies show that workers are only really productive 4 to 5 hours per day and the rest is spent wasting time by chatting or doodling. People should be allowed to work at home. That might help somewhat with the river of blood issue. Second, we need a 4 day work…

Maybe we could make sure everyone has adequate sick leave for all the things? I mean many people have chronic recurring health issues of varying degrees.

My own time. Definitely.

Ballet did not originate from Moulin Rouge.

Why is radical idealiest so hung up about women covering their bodies? Does it not count as art if legs can be seen?

“I am here to love and am just trying to give my loving, honest perspective.”

You’ve gone a long way to try to justify your untrue statement that “As someone who just three days ago saw an exhibit that featured many prints of Moulin Rouge posters, the origin of ballet can be summed up with the necessity for the woman to twirl while lifting one leg straight up in the air, while wearing a short…

I don’t think dismissing an entire art form with centuries of rich tradition and artistry as sexist is kind, humble, or mature.

Dancing en pointe makes you very very strong.

If he wants you because he loves your entire being, all the bonds will only grow stronger over the years.

The leg thing is your self-imposed criteria. It’s not obligatory as a part of ballet and your insistence that it’s a defining element of ballet is confusing. You seem to have a cursory knowledge of ballet yet feel knowledgeable enough to make sweeping generalizations and comparisons between it and other forms of…

Well, obviously she’s an exhibitionist because her “skirt” is above calf-length, which appears to be one of Idealist’s requirements involved with “sexualized movements.” Yow-zah.