That's not even a swerve. It's totally believable.

I vote Khloe. Sounds like her Twitter feuds.

This. It just happened to be the most tabloid famous of the models that had this malfunction?

She’s always reminded me of Pepe, and in finding a pic to prove my point I discovered I am 100% right

Backstory?

This was the first time I literally said “yass queen” upon reading something.

New baby?

Kim and Amber are referencing this, right?

Her blonde wig weirdly has dark roots...

She has a large wig collection and changes hair color almost daily.

He had been in love with Kim forever and was biding his time until she gave him a chance.

I’ve frequently been drawn to cute clothes at target only to discover they are maternity.

A deflated football. Very important distinction.

When he tries to look like a man he looks so young and feminine it's creepy. But he makes a hot lesbian.

Know you are never going to score a dinner invite to Tom and Giselle’s

I hope all the Kardashians get it.

If it makes you feel better, I suffered through that beginning with my parents on Christmas.

The beginning was awful but it really turns around.

He was really bothered by her abortion.

Carrie was to Aiden what Big was to Carrie.